Dust is a protective covering for furniture!
Goose the cook and she'll cook yours!
I may not always be right, but I'm always willing to be forgiven
Mother said there would be days like this!
He who dislikes the cat ... was in his former life a rat!
One day my bud of calm is going to blossom forth into HYSTERIA!
Easy DIDN'T do it!
I have no faults - just imperfect character traits!
Age is a matter of mind: if you don't mind, it don't matter!
Retirement: half as much income - twice as much husband!
Since a man's home is his castle, he should clean it!